This is What if Maury in Dragon Ball Z

Maury: today we have a bioandroid named cell who is unsure who is the father....today he is testing King Cold,Frieza,Piccolo,Vegeta,Krillin and Goku

Goku: Son?
Frieza: pff screw you
King Cold: why not your stronger than my kids
Piccolo: eeeh i don't want to be a dad
Vegeta: Fuck No
Krillin: Maybe

Cell: but i want my daddy

Maury: the results are in......Goku YOU ARE THE FATHER,Frieza YOU ARE THE FATHER, King Cold YOU ARE THE FATHER,Piccolo YOU ARE THE FATHER and KRILLIN YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!

Cell: Daddies?!

Trunks: Now i am brother with Cell.
Goten: Me too.
Maron the Daughter of Krillin: Yay.
Cooler: Oh hell no i ain't being brothers with these saiyans!